Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina

Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin

by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022

Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by anonymous July 22, 2024