What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

A disease caused by kissing your bosses and governments ass a lot. Has such a terrible smell that some people near those afflicted by it would jump in the ocean to escape the smell. Cured by the use of Ass-Breath Killers.
by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

by LoyalRoyal1871 August 4, 2021

Inhaling a fart directly from someone's anus, swallowing it, then getting directly in their face and burping it out while saying "DRAGON BREATH" in your best dragon voice.
by CatFocks August 4, 2022

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.
Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.
by paulborthwick October 16, 2020

Abandoning honesty and a sense of individuality for the sake of chasing success, clout, views, and whatnot.
i.e. A professional critic who doesn't review things with their honest opinions but rather whatever will get more people to agree with what they say.
i.e. A professional critic who doesn't review things with their honest opinions but rather whatever will get more people to agree with what they say.
"That Sebastian guy is a real sellout. He's been breathing diamonds ever since his last book series flopped."
by RatDespiser March 15, 2025
