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Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
by Unclejerr September 6, 2021
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Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night
by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018
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Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.
by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020
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Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.
by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023
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alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.
Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.
by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016
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alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it
man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019
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Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!
by LassieSavage August 7, 2023
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