expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

Chill Your Hams

Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.

Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."

by Mr Jag October 03, 2016

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

by Memelovingfuck42069 September 20, 2015

Ham Ka Chan

Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".

You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!

by PyroSonic July 01, 2023

Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy September 12, 2008

Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident

amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club

by Kenny Evil February 03, 2009