why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

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Why?

That question kids will constantly ask even though you already gave them an answer.

Kid: Why do things happen?
Person: I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because. I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: I ALREADY SAID I DON’T KNOW
Kid: Why?

by SomeRandomPersonGuy November 1, 2019

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Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

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Why so furious?

A term used to infuriate an already angry person in a joking manner. Can be said in a multitude of tones to be delivered with different hidden meanings such as insulting or genuine care.

*already angry person*
"Why so furious?"

by Wedefarm December 31, 2024

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