Waffles

A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.

Matt: She was here a couple of hours ago, man
Ross: Who was?
Matt: You know, waffles.
Ross: Oh THAT thing again!

by Mazzy B March 16, 2009

Dirty Waffle Tossing

Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.

Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup

by Brian Cote February 26, 2008

making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off

After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.

by Count Dulof April 23, 2005

wafflegusher

the best thing ever. a combination of waffles and gushers hoe.

i like wafflegusher's. hoe.

by connor obrien December 1, 2006

wafflestain

a dirt pattern made when your shoe bottoms mark a wall. usually from athletic shoes or boots with a rugged knobby sole that leave dirt when propped on a light colored wall.

jerry's mom was pissed when she saw the wafflestain on the dining room wall.

by panstalones April 17, 2008

waffle boy

Its a drug dealer (trap) reffered to the waffle syrup traps.

Got to pick up a Bag from my waffle boy

by kinkylyn August 13, 2009

Waffle House Monster

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.

Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010