Vulture Troll
"That vulture troll is making fun of the poor 12 year old girl who just died of brain cancer! How tasteless!"
Vulture Troll by TiberiusJulius2 January 7, 2012
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Crispy Troll
A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Crispy Troll by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
Hole Troll
That guy Mike is a total hole troll, he has hit on LITERALLY every queen, bear & twink in this joint tonight...
Hole Troll by Uncle Ruckus 480 July 8, 2012
news troll
Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
news troll by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
Street Troll
A dusty dirty tramp who rides the rails and the poles like a runaway and eats a bean-heavy diet; a hairy gutter dweller; a greasy possibly foreign tweaker who steals your gold in the night times; a fruck boy from the got damn skreetz.
Marcus: Are you smoking marijuana out here?
Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
Street Troll by Head Driver November 25, 2013
alpha troll
1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
alpha troll by elstud April 3, 2016
meat troll
Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.
Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.
meat troll by Scratchie September 18, 2016