Skip to main content

touching taint

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
by Ohnono December 13, 2012
mugGet the touching taint mug.

Touchma

Touchma balls bitch
guy1: i have touchma

guy2: what thouchma

guy1: thouchma balls bitch

guy2: I'm going to comic t-pose
by olafintwentyyears September 16, 2018
mugGet the Touchma mug.

touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)
ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass
by areu September 14, 2021
mugGet the touch glass mug.

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.
by David Laburglier February 23, 2009
mugGet the Bum Touchers mug.

please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
mugGet the please touch my junk mug.

D-TOUCH

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.
I scored with the D-TOUCH
by madaggash June 21, 2016
mugGet the D-TOUCH mug.

kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh
defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"
by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020
mugGet the kid toucher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email