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The Uni Challenge 

The University challenge is a test of skill and character, in which the participant must have intercourse with as many partners as their up coming age, prior to the participants first university birthday.
Yo, buddy just got his 18th kill, one more and he'll complete the uni challenge!

Man, that chick just finished the uni challenge, what a slouuut!
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

The Uncle Larry 

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:

Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."

Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."

Person 1: "👍"

The University City Loop 

The University City Loop, also known known as the U-City Loop, the Delmar Loop, or simply The Loop, to St. Louis residents is a restaurant and entertainment district in University City, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis. It is home to many of the areas most well known restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues.

The Pageant is located on the Loop and is one of the areas best small-mid size venues. The Tivoli theater, also a Loop mainstay, is a three screen movie theater which primilarly shows independent films, documentaries, and other films considered more "artsy."

Restaurants include Blueberry Hill, Fitz's Soda Co., Cicero's Italian dining, and many others. It is also known for its eclectic array of shops including Vintage Vinyl music store, and the newest location of Sunshine Daydream, a very popular, high-end head shop and clothing store.

Also located on the loop is the Riverfront Times, a local publication that highlights many areas of city life including entertainment, food, sports, etc.

Geographically the Loop starts where St. Louis and University City meet on Delmar Blvd and it extends West to the U-City Lions, two sculptures, one of a male lion and one of a male tiger which sit directly West of University City City Hall.

Current renovations of this area include over two miles of trolley track and two trolley cars, able to ferry people up and down Delmar bringing back the original feel of the Loop with the use of trolleys on a "loop" of track.
Let's go down to the University City Loop tonight and eat dinner at Blueberry Hill.

the ultimate nasty 

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!
"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"