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Spot porn

That orgasmic feeling you get after squeezing a monsterous spot n it either curls down your finger or explodes on the mirror. Spot porn is more common that people care to admit!
Spot porn really turned her on. She dribbled a little sex wee as it exploded on the mirror . She just had to give it another squeeze just to make sure, whilst proudly leaving it there to show others her spot porn for final gratification..
Also results in happy stimming!!
by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021
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Tradie spots

When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.
Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?
by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017
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Chop Spot

A nice chill safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.
Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.

Hows about kings park?

Fuck yeah were outta here
by trel September 6, 2008
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Finish Spot

I love jerking off in a room with a sleeping female friend. I always have a finish spot.
by krongar August 29, 2015
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The F-Spot

The F in The F-Spot stands for - Nothing. It is all your imagination. Whatever you think "F" can be.
The F-Spot serves the best Shawarma in Delhi
The F-Spot is easy to find
The F-Spot satisfies that hunger inside you
by nisshant November 24, 2021
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Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
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