Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

by Anonymous 385865 December 5, 2012

Rule 137

Rule 137 - The invalidation of the last rule. Aka Rule 136.

Boy - "Here I got you this drink!"
Girl - "Oh. No thank you."
Boy - "Rule 136"
Girl - "Rule 137, bitch."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 84

If it exists, there is a TI-84 port of it.

Person 1: I'm thinking of getting into Rule 84
Person 2: Oh nice, what are you thinking of doing first?
Person 1: Thinking about playing bad apple on a TI-84 calculator.

by v0id1sm January 28, 2021

Rule 69420

whenever it hits 6:42 you have to kiss all gay men you see. Duration of event: 30 minutes

Rule 69420

guy 1 says: "yo it's 6:42"

guy 2: "its time to kiss come here bro"

guy 1: "lets go"

guy 1 and 2 kiss

by cheezitmaster69420 July 1, 2022

Rule 4

Always use google traduction when you find something that might be interesting in an other language

Guy 1 : Hey, I found this French article about a new cool game
Guy 2 : Well i'm going to use rule 4

by Hidden person lol November 11, 2022

the no stick it in rule

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.

"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"

by betty February 6, 2004

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003