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playing with the bishop's nephew 

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

rotten in the back 

When there is residual shit rimming around your anus after defecating as a result of not wiping completely. Oftentimes, a fellow notices this when his/her butt hole becomes itchy or they scratch and sniff only to realize they smell rotten.
Honey, don't touch down there. I'm rotten in the back.

throw the book at 

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.
Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.
throw the book at by Nick D August 26, 2004

The Blowdart Game 

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again
An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.
The Blowdart Game by DPlatt January 12, 2009

Get In The Bin

Said to someone who's banter is horrific or just has shit chat

Usually used when someone is pissing you off or won't stop talking shite.

Literally means for someone to jump in the bin because their banter is terrible and needs to be put in the bin.

Can be abbreiviated to 'GITB' for text
Friend: 'I just watched Bridesmaids such a good film'

Me: 'Mate Get In The Bin'

Me: 'Mate here's a riddle, if Torres took a shot at goal against David de Gea, would he score?'

Friend: 'Get In The Bin'
Get In The Bin by GITB March 7, 2012

Say it again louder for the people in the back. 

When someone preaches some truths, you use this phrase (usually in comment sections online) as a way of agreeing.
For instance on Facebook you may have:
Person A: "You should never blame a whole group of people for the actions of a few people within that group!"
Person B: Say It Again Louder For The People In The Back.