Banana snake

In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.

Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!

by geowookie August 3, 2011

slippery snake

1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.

2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face

After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.

by Alex William March 4, 2009

Snake and bake

The act of snakeing, to unfairly take someones turn or to do something unneccesarily.

-snakes- -gives friend high-five- "yeah bro, snake and bake!"

by JORD4NTH3M4N February 13, 2008

snake tamer

One who manipulates another person's erect penis to the point where it ejaculates and returns to the flaccid state.

Boy Jessica really knows the fine art of penile manipulation. She is a real snake tamer!

by Goobatron December 18, 2008

snakes on a plane

The BEST fucking movie EVER.

It's called Snakes On A Plane because Samuel L. Jackson said so.

by The Elightened Youth July 26, 2006

Black snake

One of the coolest and most interesting sites I have ever seen involving snakes and how to tame them.

(See www.blacksnake.com )

Hey have you checked www.blacksnake.com lately?

by Dr.Hoofinheimer April 14, 2005

Ride The Snake

Seemingly refers to use of powerful stimulants. See lyrics to Lagwagon song by the same name. The lyric "They could never tell we are losing weight," suggests as much; weight loss being a characteristic effect of using methamphetamines or cocaine.

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

by Dr. Yo January 28, 2005