Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

by Anonymous 385865 November 30, 2012

Rule 4

Always use google traduction when you find something that might be interesting in an other language

Guy 1 : Hey, I found this French article about a new cool game
Guy 2 : Well i'm going to use rule 4

by Hidden person lol November 11, 2022

Jersey rules

Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.

Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.

Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.

by Rubert the Rubert May 04, 2017

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003

Rule 137

Rule 137 - The invalidation of the last rule. Aka Rule 136.

Boy - "Here I got you this drink!"
Girl - "Oh. No thank you."
Boy - "Rule 136"
Girl - "Rule 137, bitch."

by Kurapikas_Property January 01, 2021

Brogan Rule

When a relationship ends, it is over. There is no getting back together. It can also be called the one-dump rule, but that sounds like you're talking about defecation.

He totally wanted to get back together with me, but I can't date him again because of the Brogan Rule.

by GodLikeShoemaker June 01, 2015

the no stick it in rule

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.

"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"

by betty February 06, 2004