Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

by Anonymous 385865 December 5, 2012

Rule 137

Rule 137 - The invalidation of the last rule. Aka Rule 136.

Boy - "Here I got you this drink!"
Girl - "Oh. No thank you."
Boy - "Rule 136"
Girl - "Rule 137, bitch."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 34

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!

Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34

by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018

Rule 69420

whenever it hits 6:42 you have to kiss all gay men you see. Duration of event: 30 minutes

Rule 69420

guy 1 says: "yo it's 6:42"

guy 2: "its time to kiss come here bro"

guy 1: "lets go"

guy 1 and 2 kiss

by cheezitmaster69420 July 1, 2022

Denny's Rule

The rule stating "when a meal decision takes more than ten minutes, you go to Denny's."

"Dude, we can't agree on anything. We're just gonna go with the Denny's Rule."

by Tony Bagels January 11, 2010

Brogan Rule

When a relationship ends, it is over. There is no getting back together. It can also be called the one-dump rule, but that sounds like you're talking about defecation.

He totally wanted to get back together with me, but I can't date him again because of the Brogan Rule.

by GodLikeShoemaker June 3, 2015

Jersey rules

Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.

Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.

Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.

by Rubert the Rubert May 3, 2017