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Peanut Butter Falcon

When a woman lays on her back, and someone defecates between her breasts, and proceed to squish them together. When you pull it apart, the feces will resemble wings, thus you have a peanut butter falcon.
Dude, I gave this chick a peanut butter falcon last night!
by Pooptech September 24, 2019
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Peanut

magnetic albeit private. Too gregarious and delightful to be in a shell.
All the boys wanted to play hopscotch with the Peanut but she was too busy lifting others up to the sky.
by surly gurl May 16, 2006
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mexican peanut butter

when a mexican shits and cums in a bowl and rubs it on the girls face.
by bootyhole_boy420 December 31, 2019
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 21, 2008
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Peanut Butter Night Cap

A late night meeting/booty call to a girl's house with the intention of having unprotected anal sex resulting in chunky shit on the tip of a man's dick upon pulling out.
Man, I called Paloma Montero for a drunken peanut butter night cap on Saturday after I got out of the club!!!
by Mario AKA Lord Fist April 13, 2010
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peanut butter insides

Referring to a womans genitalia
“ yo how was that pussy last night
My nigga she had the peanut butter insides”
by Savagedro May 29, 2018
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Penussy

A mutated, transgender sexual organ, that is produced when a lengthy, and sometimes faulty, sex change occurs. It's physical appearance varies, but tends to look like a ripple, nubby penis, with a very small scrotum.
Victoria Manwoman, leader of the penussy club, has a sweaty penussy that the club members ritualistically suck and lick weekly. In exchange for the licking ceremony, club members receive Ed Hardy Clothing, Uggs, Blackberries, Unlimited Texting, and blowjobs whenever they please. The ceremonies will continue until Manwoman's penussy is fully transformed into either a vagina or a penis; the initial gender of Victoria Manwoman is not clear to the public, and is a hidden secret of the penussy club.
by xXx69TheMainBro69xXxo March 20, 2009
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