Jerk my Meat

Making jerky, either traditionally through natural dehydration, a forced air and heat dehydrator, a stove, or smoker. Most commonly beef jerky, and with a good blend of flavors and spices.

I can't go anywhere today becasue it takes 7 hours to jerk my meat.

by Stevr13 February 07, 2018

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Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

by Luna Belle December 11, 2009

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Circle Jerk

To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.

1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"

"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"

by DoubletroubleA March 02, 2010

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jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 21, 2010

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