the moon is small tonight 

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

the moon is small tonight by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008

button moon 

Oh my god!!!!! Button Moon...this my love's was the greatest tv program ever!!! You don't know how much I love it!!
Mr Spoon
Mrs Spoon
Tina Teaspoon
Egbert the ice-cream vendor

Oh there will never be a program like it!!!

Mr. Spoon, who lives with his family on Junk Planet, takes his daughter, Tina Teaspoon, to Button Moon. They find some talking umbrellas there and through a telescope see a hare and a tortoise having a race.

See that's just one episode!!! Ooof how I love it!!

button moon by Stillnotperfect +) November 11, 2006

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket

Anyone of African descent.

That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket by brownzack141 March 24, 2017

Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon 

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.

I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon by Rev619 July 16, 2010

Harvest Moon 

This is when a person is actively and intentionally taking a dump while mooning someone

Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.

Harvest Moon by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020

fly to the moon 

An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.
See pull a nik.

(over the phone)
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."

fly to the moon by Makenshi February 27, 2006

Stimulant moon 

Stimulant moons - a new street name for the recreational party drug and stimulant ecstasy, MDMA, pills, e's, eve or jellies etc.

(it's a stimulant and shaped circularly like a moon)

" haha m8 why the fuck is dazza actin like a happy hyper fuck?"
"omg ur mashed ta fuck u cunt, ur forgetin hes bin doin stimulant moons innit twat."
" ahahaha dazza u fuckin nutjob m8."
"foookinnn waaaaaaaaa diked, fookin pills, stimulant moons innit unes.

Stimulant moon by shitend June 17, 2007