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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
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V Money

She is the best. A G Town super star. all hail V money. they all smoke that v money pack on the high key. they all love love that v money gal
example- v money lowkey the best

example- yo you hear v money’s new diss track
by IloveGibbstown May 10, 2021
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silver money

corruption by law enforcers
Tijuana policemen like silver money from the cartels
by aka Master Blaster December 30, 2012
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Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.
Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!
by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013
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Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke
Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!
by baldandbeez October 11, 2013
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TWICE AS MONEY

A term used to complain about high prices, or to describe an extemely exciting set of circumstances. Normally slurred from one drunkin asshole to another whilst they stumble from bar to bar in an unknown land.
"I know the strip club is twice as money, but it is worth every penny because it is twice as money!"
by 2x$ February 24, 2012
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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