milk utter ski slope cleaner 

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

milk utter ski slope cleaner by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Milk moofer

One that is not ftb

Yo you see that milk moofer over there? He's so not ftb

Milk moofer by Moofmilker December 29, 2016

milk and honey

"milk and honey" is a collection of poetry in one book. "milk and honey" is the most OVERRATED poetry book ever, all the art hoes buy it and say that its to fucking most amazing book ever. Milk and honey is a book for the 14 year old wannabe artist and tumblr girls who don't know any good poetry.

"omg KaREn I bought this poetry book "milk and honey" of amazon that I found on tumblr!! I'm SUCH an art hoe!!!!"
"Becky, I read that book like 3 months ago, u are so like the beginning of tumblr 2015.. smh"

milk and honey by dolphin6699 December 30, 2016

milk and bread run 

Group of cars driving to the shops to collect bread and milk
A common misconception is that most of the cars have 2L engines a size in which milk comes in, however this is not true

Hey a milk and bread run is called milk and bread run because of all the 2L engines,
No,no it's not serene

milk and bread run by Unknown1735391 May 22, 2017

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

Milk Puppies by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Milk the Carrot 

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

Milk the Carrot by Con con July 22, 2017

milk cabbage 

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

milk cabbage by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017