Matthew

Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy

Person A- Man Noi is awesome
Person B- Yeah he totally isn't a Matthew

by Poopy_Butthole March 27, 2018

Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

Matthew

HugE fucking emo cunt

"Hey bro see that disguising price of shit Matthew with the dyed hair and my chemical romance shirt?"

"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."

by Noah McAdams October 10, 2019

Matthew

A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.

My kid got kidnapped and turned into a sex slave!
It must be a Matthew that's using him.

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020

The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 09, 2020

Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying

Yo matthew

Shut the fuck up

by Hemesfere May 13, 2020

Twa and Matthew Productions

Green idiot with his 1 thousand simps that have no life.

"Im a fan of Twa And Matthew Productions so If You bully him I will Kill you."

"Grow the fuck up."

by y0ur r34l n4m3 December 13, 2021