Maths

Apparently this beats magic.

Arachnid-boy "Duuuuh because Maths!"

Walter Wierd "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022

math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives

"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."

by Plymike I February 11, 2017

A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”

Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.

by Numerati January 2, 2025

milemarker math

The art of doing math equations while driving on a highway based on milemarkers, speed and time.

Ok son, it's time to do some milemarker math so we can figure out how long it going to take to get to Milwaukee.

by Shottscore December 1, 2020

Math

U + I = 69

Math = 69

by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020