chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.

Me and Sharon tried Roll the log

by Skanky Pigeon September 28, 2019

Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.

"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?

by Bodhei April 10, 2019

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.

by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.

1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.

by Mattj1016 January 08, 2018