Jeremy

4'10 Wide, Titanic, Mount everest, Gorilla

"Hey look! Jeremy is in the zoo"

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

jeremies

plural form of jeremy

There are many Jeremies in this world

by nigger6967 February 18, 2026

Jeremy

Jeremy A kind-hearted legend with a heart of gold and a massive appetite that could bankrupt a small country. This guy is so sweet he would give you the shirt off his back, right after he finishes eating everything at the buffet and probably the buffet table too. Weighing in at about 500 pounds of pure love and zero cardio, this absolute unit is built like a couch cushion, except the cushion is made of snacks. Despite having the stamina of a sloth on vacation and moving at seismic-event speeds, this man somehow made it onto the varsity team. It's either pure luck, coach favoritism, or the refs were too scared to say no. We tease him nonstop for “eating the world” one family-sized portion at a time. “Jeremy doesn’t do laps; he causes earthquakes.” Or, “When Jeremy runs, the ground gets indigestion.” But deep down, we love our chubby-cheeked, planet-sized king. He’s the guy who’d still show up to help you move, after one more slice. Examples: “Yo, where’s Jeremy?” “Earthquake just hit the cafeteria—must be him loading up tray #4.” “Jeremy, you gonna run the mile?” “Heavy breathing just from standing up. Nah bro, I’m pacing myself for the all-you-can-eat after.”

jeremy is cool

by ELJANISSOHANDSOME February 18, 2026

Jeremiah

Some guy that has no life and that loves to eat food. He thinks he's funny but he's really not. Has a ok taste in music but it's just really meme songs. Hasn't talk to a single girl in his life.

I knew some guy he was weird his name was Jeremiah

by BMW M30 E3 September 20, 2024

Jeremy

Someone who always has a huge playful smile on his face and brings fun and laughter with him wherever he goes. He's constantly chasing new adventures and always has a story to tell. While he is notorious for showing up late to everything and being chronically disorganized, it's all part of his personable charm. He doesn't let the opinions of others get to him and is always comfortable being himself. Though he's fun to tease, he's also filled with clever ideas and thoughtful insights that make him truly interesting to talk to. At the core, he's a dreamer with high ambitions and a big heart.

Person A: Jeremy is truly one of a kind.
Person B: Yeah, he's the GOAT!

by PrintWorkingDirectory November 17, 2024

Jeremiah J.

Kinda like Jesus in a slim thuggish way. Everything seems to evolve around him. He could be a God and he doesnt even know it. Everybody is attracted to Jeremiah J and wants to be in his presence. Jeremiah J has Rizz to the point of he can walk up to complete strangers and they are naturally drawn to him. He is modest but can have any girl he wants. Jeremiah is always right and always does the right thing. Jeremiah has a nice cock and is a freaky sex god. He can touch someone and have them sucking his Dick in minutes. He can make stupid decisions occasionally but always makes them the right decisions in the end. Jeremiah can be a Dick, but a dick in a way the woman cant resist him. His goofy smile will literally melt woman into him. If you ever meet a Jeremiah J you will have a loyal freind for a lifetime.

Jeremiah J.s cock hits that special spot every single time

by JNorthman November 23, 2024