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ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.
Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.
Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.
by AddictH1 April 13, 2016
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Flap Lady

A woman who only drinks WDK daily. Always pops over the fence and always has a fag in her mouth also see under Fence lady
The main name is Tanya but more Tarnya
Oh look here is flap lady coming

Oh god not Taryna
by Jibjabjoe March 22, 2024
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Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.
"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"
by clemfandango July 17, 2021
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elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!
by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013
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Flapping

An idiot who is incessantly flapping there jaw at you or in your ear possibly spit coming out of the idiots mouth.

Meaning: Could you stop flapping in my ear man why can't you just shut the fuck up!
Stop flapping in my ear man! step back! give me some fucking space and shut the fuck up.
by BillLaRocco September 13, 2023
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Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020
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