Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023

flaps

when something is lame

man i feel so sick. this flaps

by rockykat11 January 3, 2022

up the flaps

another term for fingering

I did lucy up the flaps last night

by Up the flaps March 29, 2017

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

in a flap

When there’s no chicken in KFC and you don’t know what to do.

Ahh mate, KFC have run out of chicken, I’m in a flap.

by OxfordJohnson February 21, 2018

Thunder Flaps

Also referred to as Oprah arm. A man or woman with with larger fat deposits on the upper arm and/or upper leg area.

Did you see her thunder flaps hulking out of her shirt?

by UserMKnight March 16, 2017