Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

tea flapping

The female equivalent of tea bagging

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me

by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020

Ass Flaps

Round pleather straps that resemble horse chaps that accentuate ass flappyness.

Check out those ass flaps on Paul Martin.

by ******.........********* May 25, 2015

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera March 27, 2008

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera March 26, 2008

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 26, 2018

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020