craphics 

Noun.

Crappy graphics. Can be exaggerated to as blinding or something that hurts your eyes after a while. It is usually applied to early developed games or simply, plain bad graphics.

"Whoa, look at those craphics!!"

"shit that is bad! i'm gonna go play cs whee"

craphics by wolf's rain December 14, 2008

Crapterglow 

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

crapware 

(1)malware
(2)useless software, not malicious in nature, shippped with OEM machines, or installed by computer users

The reason your PC is so slow is because of all the crapware you have running at startup

crapware by edstamos January 15, 2007

crapchat 

When someone takes a snapchat while crapping.

-Bro, you heard about crapchatting?
-Yeah it's kinda nasty
-Nah its all the hype

crapchat by chiefpiggy March 9, 2014