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Small dog crazy 

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
Small dog crazy by Wordiculous June 30, 2022
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i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

stir-crazy 

suffering from the mental effects of being confined for too long (probably from stir, prison)
After being indoors all day long to avoid the weather, I was going stir-crazy.

White Girl Crazy 

White Girl Crazy is the very "special" way that white girls get from time to time. There is no specific known cause for this type of action or behaviors, however it is generally linked to male interaction. Any girl can become White Girl Crazy there are no age or race boundaries.
I was out to a nice dinner with my wife when all of a sudden she stood up and started yelling something about me having an affair with the waitress, and then stormed out of the restaurant.

I'd never even seen the gal before that night. It was in that moment I knew for sure my wife had gone white girl crazy.

Plane Crazy 

A game with little to no physics

but you gotta admit, motor locking was the best bug ever made

but also, shredder bugs do be like that tho
p1: hey wana play Plane Crazy?

p2: sure

p1: let's go in pvp

p2: why not

and just like that, they where never seen again
Plane Crazy by lno_onel April 29, 2021

stick your dick in crazy 

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."