The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

Oye-cómo-va

Oye-cómo-va means

Are you picking up what I am laying down?

The full opening line is "Oye-cómo-va mi ritmo,"

Listen to how my rhythm goes bueno pa' gozar, mulata

by Spock* March 21, 2026

VN commodore

A perfect car to do 280kmh in the Braeside industrial estate and then wrap it around a tree or light pole.

Can do a fully hectic skid in the VN commodore and end up on nanas lawn at 7 pm and leave the scene and go back home again.

by F1TZY March 3, 2025

Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.

Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?

by NotAvexic March 25, 2025

comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003

Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns June 10, 2011