Definitions by jek

lloyd banks 

you white people are motherfucking pop groupie ass bitches who don't know Hip Hop in the least bit. You are idiots in every sense of the word. Banks is a mediocre rapper nowhere NEAR the top (ranking within the 3 percentile range of all rappers). Who can Banks lyrically fuck with? Only other bitches who are just as bad at rhyming as he is. He can't touch the likes of Talib Kweli, Jeru, Nas, or Vakill. He is shit, as is the rest of Mainstream Rap nowadays. You want intelligently written lyrics? You'd be hard pressed to find it anywhere besides the Underground. You dolts. It's things like these that make me hate white people sometimes.

Lloyd is not hip hop, don't try to convince yourself that he is, you're just lying to yourself.

lloyd banks by Jek October 19, 2004

granny hata 

A person who has hatred for elderly ladies.

I hate yo grandma dawg! I be a granny hata.

granny hata by JEK February 27, 2004

Idioteque 

The technologizing of ideas, beliefs, to ideologically cope when this happens: "A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event." It can be a tool of science, politics, religion, anything selling itself...see DENIAL THROUGH DISBELIEF or REVELATION THROUGH THE SUBLIMINAL

Did you read the Martin Amis book "Money"? It's ideotech really helps me either live this fucked up life with ideological ease or see what is really happening.

Idioteque by Jek October 13, 2003

comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

comedy of the commons by jek September 9, 2003

jacker 

person who assumes ideas without processing...same with style, speech, countenance, and heredity. Mostly used when someone jack-off is jacking your shit. if they're stoned...they are, of course, a "high-jacker".

"Whattup, jacker?"

"nice shoes, jacker"

jacker by jek September 8, 2003

recycled air 

stale air that comes from the great technological idiocy called "AIR CONDITIONING" (which creates a race of shallow-breathing people without enough oxygen to their brain)

"turn off that recycled air, man"

recycled air by jek September 8, 2003