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chaturbate 

The act of masturbating while chatting online
I'm going to sit home and chaturbate with hot chicks all day
chaturbate by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011
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The word has come to mean something crappy, or a bad deal (usually for drugs). Originally, it was a guys name. I only met him twice, but it came from guys on his hockey team. His last name was Chater. If you fucked up, you were pulling a chater. It was most often shortened to chate. It then came to be used so much that it was a noun, a verb, and an adjective. Especially if you're from Oakville, read this: http://www.canada.com/ nationalpost/news/story.html ?id=4e8a527c-367f-41cb -8b3f-4e6a9ec5205f&k=30372
you'll have to take out the spaces, it's worth it, you will be ROTFLYFAO
Oakville dude 1: Let's go to the house party
Oakville dude 2: I heard it's pretty chate
Oakville dude 1: Shut it chater, let's book
chate by John Chate 28 December 9, 2008

nigger chatter 

The annoying banter between niggers with Nextels in movie theaters. Usually sounds like 2 drunken retards and alot of chirping sounds. They love their Nextels so much cause it forces people to acknowledge them when normally we would pretend they aren't there
As the lighs dimmed I heard the distinct sounds of Nigger chatter. A nextel chirping and a fat black whore or thug wannabe talking way louder then neccessary
nigger chatter by Philly G September 9, 2006

Chatham Deal 

"You are losing money by not going(buying it)"

A deal in which you would lose money by not doing it.
Wow that movie is a pretty sweet Chatham Deal.
Chatham Deal by Beer-ad December 24, 2008

chatdeath 

A silence which occurs because of the depletion of words to keep an interesting (well, sometimes awkward) chat between two or more people.

Can be categorized as a common cerebral illness and a form of stupidity. Possible cause of this illness is not particularly known, but chat experts hypothesized that this condition usually happens due to vocabulary deficiency, incompetent decision-making skills (to decide what to say), or loss of will to continue the chat (let's say, boredom).
A is feeling blank today.
A : Hey bro.
B : Hi.
A : How's your day?
B : Just fine. How's yours?
A : Just like the other days.

A: So.... (A tries hard to find a topic in order to keep the chat alive, but well - His mind is going nuts today.)
(Chatdeath occurs. Game over.)
a fanfic that shows the character's groupchat instead of scenes in the story
i just read a chatfic last night, it was great!