Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

butter

having a particularly illmatic quality; sweet; nice

"If lookin' good is like being on time, man, THAT girl is fifteen minutes early."
"Yeah, she's butter."

by Randy Roberts January 10, 2003

Butter chicken

If Vishnu were to reincarnate as a food this would be it.

Vishnu:Hmm looks like earth needs another savior what should i inccarnate as now?
Shiva:BUTTER CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

by Whitehindu March 21, 2007

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

peanut butter and jelly

The most amazing thing.

1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.

Bombdiggity.

"bubble bubble bubbly"

-Inhale

"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"

Exhale-

"Dude, I'm hungry.."

"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"

"hahaha, yeah."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.

by aadiercks April 14, 2008

duck butter

A creamy substance brewed in the spot between a females vagina and asshole produced by vaginal secretions and ass sweat mixing together.

While engaged in dancing, Alison had some serious duck butter brewing.

by Scottpatricks December 9, 2003

Shit Butter

What is made when you are masturbating with a stick of butter up your ass. You forget about it, and it melts. You put it in a container and it reeks of shit and butter.

Dude I made 7 people puke yesterday with my shit butter, I put it in a sock.

by An Hero 9001 March 26, 2009