bestern

one of the best westerns or cowboy films.

Does Brokeback Mountain fall under the category of besterns?

by uttam maharjan February 15, 2010

better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

Beefers

Someone who eats nonstop and looks like a little ball of fun!

Austin is such a beefers!!

by Josephina Molina September 29, 2010

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Beefer

A term for the genitals, either dick or pussy.

Look a there beefers.

by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012