Garter Barter

A friend who stays clos why you when you're out on the town, partying, or clubbing. They might be a little too jealous and act as a cock block for anyone who comes your way

Delilah : oh my goodness, I went out with Jessica last night and she was such a garter barter

Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?

by Princess Xen April 2, 2024

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%

fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels

by geekbar April 30, 2024

michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful

Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.

by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024

nadïr bartholomule

a menacing plo that spits out camel matter within the processes of its own mind. Whilst doing this, it must achieve unison within Gary’s syndrome or else severe consequences may be unleashed upon the universe, including but not limited to johan bag-o-sius. Little prawns may also poop inhabilitations fortitude alliances infringing on the act of heritages deemed necessary for virtuous actions of peenile news forces to fart everywhere hoooo gyoosh they’re farting guys.

the nadïr bartholomule that we stumbled across is very moighty thyroid17, and has lots of access points scattered around in various places.

by cestpool June 4, 2024

Mr.Bartender

Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.

That Mr.Bartender fellow is an odd one. But I would be lying if I said he wasn't entertaining.

by Virtual Cryptid Hunter October 11, 2024

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

Some bitch ass nigga Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024