10 Bar

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

All 10 bars in the area will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

by Karlikus May 21, 2006

No bolds barred

Overt usage of font formatting giving text that ransom note appearance

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by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.

He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.

by Inqy dink December 18, 2009

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.

I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.

by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010

bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.

If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.

by schwerve August 10, 2008

bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

by mic17 December 28, 2013