A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.
by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003
Get the apple computermug. Person 1: Hey why the fuck did they make me force download apple music?
Person 2: Oh yea its basically force downloading spotify. They are all out of innovations.
Person 1: Oh, yea I cant even get rid of those U2 albums
Person 2: Yea, they probably are gonna make spotify non compatible with apple music
Person 1: Lets have sex
Person 2: Ok
Person 2: Oh yea its basically force downloading spotify. They are all out of innovations.
Person 1: Oh, yea I cant even get rid of those U2 albums
Person 2: Yea, they probably are gonna make spotify non compatible with apple music
Person 1: Lets have sex
Person 2: Ok
by BitchAssFggtRekt July 23, 2015
Get the apple musicmug. by Spav Nickelbottom August 19, 2013
Get the Apple Faggotmug. Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
Get the apple computermug. A somewhat recent phrase I believe is originally derived from Hip-Hop pioneers, A Tribe Called Quest - from their song "Bonita Applebum."
"Bonita Applebum you got it going on..."
by the chocolate elvis December 4, 2003
Get the apple bottommug. The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012
Get the Candy Applemug. the act of throwing a patially eaten apple (preferably green) over a brick wall and thus hitting a car that is driving down the busy street on the other side of that wall; the coolest way of getting in trouble in Jr. High School. Especially when your name is Lori.
by *insert super hardcore/emo line here* April 13, 2005
Get the apple chuckingmug.