Eat a juul pod

Verb. When one performs cunnilingus on a woman on her period.

"We couldn't fuck, but I did eat a juul pod with her."

by BiggerDinosaurus April 5, 2019

Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

pop a jawline

when you flex the jawline on the reverse jasmines

homa pop a jawline ya dog

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

Pulling a Josh

Watching your mom get dicked down by your co workers.

Man, I can’t believe you guys got caught pulling a josh last night!

by Mr Nibbles November 18, 2019

Pullin’ A Joe

Acting as the impossible combination of a hillbilly and a nerd simultaneously.

There goes Tom pullin’ a Joe, asking to listen to Tacos by Christon Birge

by SeeNaps November 5, 2019