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log

look that log fell down
by rat lover September 19, 2021
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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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Log

by chungusblaster69 June 3, 2023
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white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
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Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.
by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023
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West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.
I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log
by Mrbeefy090 July 28, 2016
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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.
Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.
by jjslozz April 26, 2016
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