wank baby

one who is a test-tube baby

John, you wank baby!

by Suicidal Sid January 3, 2007

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Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.

OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.

by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020

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Indie Wank

An individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in Indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

Anything from Topshop
Skinny Jeans
'Tea Towel' Scarves
Pixie Boots
Necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
Huge Plastic Sunglasses
Huge, flowery dresses that belong in a Maternity Section

And will generally be into any bands found on Myspace and aren't at all well known or liked by anyone.

Indie Wanks:

Kate Moss
Any Teenager who shops in Topshop
A Vast majority of the Kids on Myspace

by NixPix July 18, 2007

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Mexican Wank

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.

Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.

by Mr.T. June 30, 2006

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