by Mike Monoxide March 22, 2009

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

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by Pollo Pazzo December 25, 2018
