Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)
"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"
"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"
Don't mess with Dani's Dick.
"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"
Don't mess with Dani's Dick.
by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022
Get the Dani's Dickmug. Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010
Get the My Dickmug. Richard Nixon.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
Get the Dick Nixonmug. Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.
After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
by Chester B. March 20, 2008
Get the dick beatmug. A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
Get the dick magicianmug. When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.
by Hexamous February 27, 2018
Get the Satan's Dickmug. We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.
by Gershwin lover April 3, 2010
Get the kick in the dickmug.