tosh

the underside of someones nutsack

yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now

by swagmasta82095 December 18, 2012

toss

Trash or thorw away, something done badly.

Ugh, this drawing I just did is utter toss

by Sherrice September 17, 2005

tossed up

the act of being banged by at least 12 men of the african decent. usually related with the words g-ed up and gang banged. Usually associated with whores and skanks.

negro#1-"yo. we fucking tossed up that whore last night."

negro#2-"fuck yeah."

nasty skank girl who got tossed up-"no way. it was because i was drunk. my vagina hurts today."

by MCHyesduhh July 4, 2006

tossing the noodles

Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!

by Nantes January 17, 2009

Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

tosh wad

Dipshit, dumbass, idiot, etc.

Don't be a tosh wad, dude.

by Sethifus December 29, 2007