shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

Scock

1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008

spocking

making the spock sign from star wars and entering your better half

i was spocking my girl last night

by darren lowe March 23, 2005

shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005

Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005