Free speech

Free speech is something that we don't have in the uk

Free speech is an illusion

by MazeDoesThings January 22, 2026

Free speech

Free speech doesn't exist anywhere. It's an illusion.

"what's free speech?"

by MazeDoesThings January 22, 2026

Non-Inflammatory Speech

A speech that the crowd pays attention to but doesn't get the crowd enthusiastic. This should mainly be used when talking to and intellectual.

Announcer: "Today we will talk about solar energy and the effects of how the ....."

Tim: " Cut it with the non-inflammatory speech and tell us when the pay cuts are going to happen!"

by Bloodbatdude September 30, 2009

UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

by lando888 September 17, 2015

Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"

Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.

by Grodd July 12, 2015

Keita’s Speech

Touching and succinct.

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech

by Hehe369 February 10, 2020

Pulling a Spencer

Always getting carried in Apex and dying last doing nothing whatsoever.

Why is he always doing less damage than us.

Never a good player, jk.

Always doing 150 damage.

Bro he is always pulling a spencer.

by Myrth0001 October 10, 2020