shocketh

a word little freaks use to show how shocked they are

paul mccartney: i am shocketh
noel gallagher: shut up

by boywiththeblues February 1, 2023

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

shocked

its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot

wow , that shocked me

by mieawiea April 5, 2023

Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023

Shocked

me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:

Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk

by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Shockinner

a hot attractive man who is single

yo why am i single

because your not a shockinner

by shcok September 18, 2023