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Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet
Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys
Boys: Quit Simping bro...
by Smallppalex April 10, 2021
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Simp Contract

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!
by donutkiller September 20, 2020
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sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 7, 2023
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Simp Cleave

Type of Arena composition in World of Warcraft used by Female streamers that generally requires less communication. Making it easy to quickly replace teammates who don't perform to the streamers perceived standard.
Dude, like, wtf. Is it a bunch of Simp Cleaves or wtf is happening. Oh my god, she is just scrolling through the Simp list (Friends list) and is like "Holy fuck, let me just find another guy to play with". My fucking eyes...
by F0r2n3 August 17, 2020
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Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.
You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.
by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020
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loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.
Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.
by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020
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uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 4, 2020
mugGet the uber simpmug.

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