squirrels in the attic 

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

squirrels in the attic by gramaticon August 28, 2005

College squirrels 

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.

Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"

College squirrels by nwafan20 December 30, 2009

squirrely

Adjective: 1. mildly insane

2. unpredictable and jumpy, often in a cowardly way

3. nutty; resembling a squirrel looking for nuts

I read about some squirrely guy, who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
And I wonder just how long, the rest of us can count on being free.

-Merle Haggard

squirrely by viciousvogel November 3, 2009

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.

Squirreling by mfucci September 7, 2012

squirreled 

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

squirreled by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

squirrelador 

An animal that is mixed with and labador and a squirrel noted by Dan Cummins>

Don't mess with that squirrelador's nuts he gets a little squirrely!

squirrelador by tsukune11 May 16, 2009

Squirreled 

To get distracted. To go off on a tangent.

I was heading to the shop, but I got Squirreled and ended up at my friends house.

Squirreled by cssbtrans3 May 19, 2014