soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

sofisticunted

Someone being a sophistcated cunt

"That dude is really sofisticunted"

by Nyzzbyzzle and Cristina September 28, 2013

soffe girl

A girl who enjoys the company of special operators. After a night of riding unicorns, she is given a pair of his Soffe shorts as a trophy. Most commonly sighted in Florida, where all operators pass through enroute to a lifetime of badassary

Bro, that cute airman at the clinic...she's definitely a soffe girl.

by Jimmy1309 January 7, 2014

softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014

soft style

A severely desperate act of making sexual intercourse happen with a soft dick.

Hey sweetie I lost my Cialis, let's just try it soft style.

by Bangerben July 6, 2015

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016