poser

A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick!

instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him @ VOLDUDESTU

by stuart d. May 8, 2003

poseur

only poseurs say psoeur and only newbs say noob

i dont need an example !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xion May 9, 2005

Poser

a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf

1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig.
2. i is pimped out like you neva be
3. i WAnt to be like jesse,
4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it
5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf
POSER is ugly

by kidraty October 6, 2006

posermo

Someone who act's emo just to fit in with a new crowd of friends when she needs attention.

Wow, that new girl is def. posermo, she doesn't even paint her nails all black.

by Longsack December 30, 2008

poser

Someone who is fronting or perpetrating on a scene they are not apart of.

You're such a poser because you don't actually skate yet you carry a skateboard.

by Cameron L. November 26, 2007

Poser

A person who tries to imitate someone else but does a really bad job and people start to disown him.

Sk8ters usally hate posers.

Poser: Hey whts up

Group of sk8ters: oh shit its that fucking poser lets go.

Poser: Why did they leave?

by nicholas v February 4, 2008

poser bro

Not a true bro. Someone who acts like a bro and pretends to bro out, but in reality they are just posing. They remain sober and leave their boys hangin for unbrolike activities.

Why isn't David drinking? He's sober and being the biggest poser bro tonight.
Noah's left us hangin to be with his bitch again. What a poser bro.

by J-Boogie aka TruBro4Life December 14, 2010